Taurus Candle

TAURUS CANDLE smells like No, Go Ahead... Tell Me To Calm Down. That Will End Well..jpg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAURUS! You saucy little horoscope sign you!

Nowhere in the history of “calm down” did anyone ever FUCKING CALM DOWN!
Worse if it’s a Taurus. Unless you’re looking for a invitation to screw yourself… I’d advise against it. This horoscope sign doesn’t mince words.

So….
If you’re bold…
Go ahead…

Tell them to calm down.

(Drops the mic and runs)