Cancer Candle

CANCER CANDLE smells like Mess With My People, My Claws Come Out... After I Finish Buying

Family and Friends rank the most important to you. A little on the sensitive side… ok, let’s be honest here, you’re a LOT sensitive. You’re hilarious.. like extremely Hilarious! And that’s why most people want to be around you. Unfortunately for them, you love nothing more than being in your house, spending way too much time on Pinterest! Cancer’s, do you really need another fucking pillow for your couch?

We love you Cancer! We really do.